CCC warning Label

Ok, so Community Christian Church Officially needs a warning label at every entrance door and it should read something like:

Warning:CCC may cause serious friendships and never endless encounters with people you know at church when you go out to places. DO NOT ENTER if you don't want to go somewhere and see someone from church every stinking time! This may cause: you losing any sense of what to say in a conversation, you to be coming up with something in a small group for why you beat your child in public, why you where picking your nose at lunch, etc. Be sure to understand these risks before going to CCC

Lol, My gosh. I was at blockbuster, getting a movie, and I ran into someone I have never ran into before until they started coming to CCC. I was like "wow....this is beyond real...." Our church is really becoming big. The lady is new to our church, I saw her 2 weeks ago, and this is the first time I have seen her in public. I have been to blockbuster 2 million times. Oh, I have seen Jason at TFIG (good meal till he came along, then I felt god watching me). I have seen so many people from eating out, that I am trying to find a place where our church people don't go....obviously that ins't "steak and shake" Anyways, I had to share this warning lol, only fare.